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Bad Blogger. Bad!

I know.  I don't write anymore.  It's sad isn't it....

the site will four years old at the end of summer.  wow,  I can't believe it.  I always contemplate shutting it down at birthday time, but then I don't.

I will try to think of new intrigues.

:)

You know what kinda annoys me?

People who actually know me.
They have googled me.
They have found this site.
They haven't told me.

Numnuts.

I don't get eHarmony.

it's not the "meeting someone online" that bugs me, it's that it matches you with someone "based on the 37-some-odd dimensions...."

Why would you want that?
Kinda sounds like a lab rat, and here's your compatible lab rat.

where's the risk?  where is the magic that makes you learn from someone?

Ok kids, here's how you're supposed to live...in America at least,

1. Born
2. Elementary School
3. Junior High School
4. High School
(make sure to participate in Scouts and various athletics)
5. College
6. Marriage
7. Kids
8. Retirement
9. Death

It was somewhere between college and marriage that I said - FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M GONNA GO HAVE SOME FUN.

and I went off and found myself - totally liberating, and yada, yada, yada....I see life completely different.

BUT.

Truthfully, I can't deviate from that pattern completely.  I am thankful for many of the things I got growing up.  I think church was a good way to protect me from bad choices in my youth.  Athletics kept me in shape. Education is by fair the most important.  Because I stayed pretty sheltered, I think my life as an adult is much easier than it would have been if I had been rebellious when i was a teenager.  I do all my rebellion now...responsibly...well, most of the time.

So, my point is..
if I'm gonna stay the pattern that most of Americans and much the world has, I want to do it my way.  I don't want someone "matched" to me.  I don't want much of status quo.  I want to stumble around and slam into someone that I am lucky to meet.

just call me Forrest.  Forrest Gump.

Breaking News!! Tom Cruise lets Katie Holmes be taller than him!

What will Tom let Katie do next?  Everyone is on the edge of their seats...

An Open Letter to Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg

Hi.

I recently watched your film entitled "Transformers."  My overall opinion of this flick was COOL.  But I would like to make a few suggestions for an sequels that "might" follow.

1.  Can you please down play the military or government role?  although I love the men in uniform and a good fighter jet, I think it was a little overemphasized...  Stick with the personal lives of the characters.

2.  I need to see Optimus be a true bad ass.  Hello Michael, Steven?  It's Optimus Prime we're talking about here.  Having some really cute kid stick the cube in Megatron's chest while Optimus is all tender-hearted just ain't gonna fly in the the next flick.  You've established the bond, now it's time for him to kick some major Decepticon metal.

3.  Can you leave out the word "masturbating?"  thanks.  'preciate ya..

4.  There were too many "Sector 7" characters.  John Tuturro should really have all the speaking lines, but a one or two from other people.  Combine your characters here...

5.  Yes, the girl who played Mikaela was hot.  HOWEVER.  She has "big toe thumbs."  you know where the thumb looks like a toe instead of a, well you know, thumb?  I need an absolute perfect 10 here. 

6.  How much would it be to get Peter Cullen to casually drop a "Thanks for noticing me." ?  C'mon..you know it would funny.....

Finally,

6.  WHY WASN'T MY RIDE AN AUTOBOT?